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Unisex Funny Offensive Shirt: Blunt Greeting

$29.99

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How to Measure

Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortably loose.

Sleeve: Measure from the center back of your neck, across your shoulder, and down to your wrist.

Neck: Measure around the base of your neck, where a collar would sit.

Polo Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in) 19.00 21.00 23.00 25.00 27.00 29.00
Length (in) 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (in) 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.00 23.00 24.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Regular Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width (in) 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length (in) 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (in) 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Model Measures

Male Model

Height: 6'1" / 185 cm

Chest: 40" / 102 cm

Waist: 32" / 81 cm

Wearing size: L

Female Model

Height: 5'9" / 175 cm

Bust: 34" / 86 cm

Waist: 28" / 71 cm

Wearing size: M

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Size Chart

How to Measure

Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortably loose.

Sleeve: Measure from the center back of your neck, across your shoulder, and down to your wrist.

Neck: Measure around the base of your neck, where a collar would sit.

Polo Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in) 19.00 21.00 23.00 25.00 27.00 29.00
Length (in) 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (in) 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.00 23.00 24.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Regular Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width (in) 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length (in) 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (in) 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Model Measures

Male Model

Height: 6'1" / 185 cm

Chest: 40" / 102 cm

Waist: 32" / 81 cm

Wearing size: L

Female Model

Height: 5'9" / 175 cm

Bust: 34" / 86 cm

Waist: 28" / 71 cm

Wearing size: M

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Made in USA

Quality you can trust, made locally.

Eco-Friendly

Sustainability meets style.

Description

Tired of small talk? Let our "Hi, I Don't Care Thanks" tee do the talking for you. This extremely offensive shirt cuts through the chitchat and gets straight to the point.

Crafted from 100% US cotton, it's as soft as your approach isn't. The classic fit suits all body types, and the tear-away label means no itchy distractions from your blunt message.

Here's what makes this shirt a conversation ender:

  • Bold design that speaks volumes before you say a word
  • Durable fabric that holds up to repeated wear and washing
  • Versatile style that pairs with anything in your "leave me alone" wardrobe

Rock this tee at family gatherings, office parties, or anywhere you need a buffer from unwanted interaction. Perfect for those days when your social battery is at 0% before you even leave the house.

Make a statement without saying a word. Your shirt will do all the talking (or not talking) for you.

Ready to embrace your inner introvert? Snag your "Blunt Greeting" shirt now and watch the small talk disappear!

Shipping Information

We know you’re eager to get your hands on your new tee, so here’s what you need to know about shipping:

  • US: All orders benefit from free standard delivery in the USA. Delivery typically takes 3-5 business days.
  • International Shipping: We ship all over the world! Delivery times and costs vary by country. You’ll see exact rates at checkout.
  • Tracking: Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number so you can follow your package’s journey.
  • Packaging: Your tee comes neatly folded in eco-friendly packaging, helping us keep things green.

Please note: During peak seasons or sales, processing times may be slightly longer. Rest assured, we’re working hard to get your royal attire to you as quickly as possible! For more information, please consult our shipping policy.

Guarantees

We want you to love your tee as much as we do. Here’s how we’ve got you covered:

  • 30-Day Return Policy: Not 100% chuffed with your purchase? No worries! Return unworn, unwashed items within 30 days for a full refund or exchange. For more information, please read our return policy.
  • Quality Guarantee: We stand behind the quality of our tees. If you have any problems with print quality or fabric within 30 days of buying, we will help you get a replacement.

Care Instructions

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Avoid using bleach or fabric softeners
  • Iron inside out on low heat if needed (but avoid ironing directly on the print)
  • Long-term Care: With proper care, your tee should maintain its shape and print quality for years. If you ever have concerns about your tee’s condition, don’t hesitate to reach out to our customer service team.

Remember, your satisfaction is our priority. Got any worries about your tee? Fancy a chat? Our ace customer service crew is always up for a natter. Now grab that tee and show it off!

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Unisex Funny Offensive Shirt: Blunt Greeting
Unisex Funny Offensive Shirt: Blunt Greeting
$29.99