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Unisex Funny Offensive Shirt: Pool Pee Confessor

$29.99

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How to Measure

Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortably loose.

Sleeve: Measure from the center back of your neck, across your shoulder, and down to your wrist.

Neck: Measure around the base of your neck, where a collar would sit.

Polo Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in) 19.00 21.00 23.00 25.00 27.00 29.00
Length (in) 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (in) 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.00 23.00 24.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Regular Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width (in) 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length (in) 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (in) 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Model Measures

Male Model

Height: 6'1" / 185 cm

Chest: 40" / 102 cm

Waist: 32" / 81 cm

Wearing size: L

Female Model

Height: 5'9" / 175 cm

Bust: 34" / 86 cm

Waist: 28" / 71 cm

Wearing size: M

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Size Chart

How to Measure

Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape horizontal.

Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortably loose.

Sleeve: Measure from the center back of your neck, across your shoulder, and down to your wrist.

Neck: Measure around the base of your neck, where a collar would sit.

Polo Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width (in) 19.00 21.00 23.00 25.00 27.00 29.00
Length (in) 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (in) 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.00 23.00 24.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Regular Shirts

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width (in) 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length (in) 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (in) 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance (in) 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Model Measures

Male Model

Height: 6'1" / 185 cm

Chest: 40" / 102 cm

Waist: 32" / 81 cm

Wearing size: L

Female Model

Height: 5'9" / 175 cm

Bust: 34" / 86 cm

Waist: 28" / 71 cm

Wearing size: M

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Description

Looking for a shirt that’ll turn heads at your next pool party? Our “I Pee in Pools” tee is the perfect blend of comfort and cheeky humor. This funny offensive shirt is guaranteed to spark laughter and maybe a few raised eyebrows.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Ultra-soft 100% US cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for all-day comfort
  • Classic unisex fit suits all body types
  • Tear-away label for a smooth, itch-free experience

Rock this tee at summer BBQs, beach outings, or casual hangouts. It pairs great with shorts, jeans, or even under a light jacket for cooler evenings. Want to make a splash at your next pool party? This shirt’s got you covered (literally and figuratively).

What sets our offensive t-shirts apart? We use ethically sourced materials and eco-friendly production methods. So you can feel good about looking bad – in the best way possible.

From college parties to laid-back weekends, this shirt is your ticket to being the life of the party. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – maybe skip wearing it to your next family reunion!

Ready to dive in? Grab your “I Pee in Pools” shirt now and get ready to make a statement. Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter and newfound popularity.

Shipping Information

We know you’re eager to get your hands on your new tee, so here’s what you need to know about shipping:

  • US: All orders benefit from free standard delivery in the USA. Delivery typically takes 3-5 business days.
  • International Shipping: We ship all over the world! Delivery times and costs vary by country. You’ll see exact rates at checkout.
  • Tracking: Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number so you can follow your package’s journey.
  • Packaging: Your tee comes neatly folded in eco-friendly packaging, helping us keep things green.

Please note: During peak seasons or sales, processing times may be slightly longer. Rest assured, we’re working hard to get your royal attire to you as quickly as possible! For more information, please consult our shipping policy.

Guarantees

We want you to love your tee as much as we do. Here’s how we’ve got you covered:

  • 30-Day Return Policy: Not 100% chuffed with your purchase? No worries! Return unworn, unwashed items within 30 days for a full refund or exchange. For more information, please read our return policy.
  • Quality Guarantee: We stand behind the quality of our tees. If you have any problems with print quality or fabric within 30 days of buying, we will help you get a replacement.

Care Instructions

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Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  • Avoid using bleach or fabric softeners
  • Iron inside out on low heat if needed (but avoid ironing directly on the print)
  • Long-term Care: With proper care, your tee should maintain its shape and print quality for years. If you ever have concerns about your tee’s condition, don’t hesitate to reach out to our customer service team.

Remember, your satisfaction is our priority. Got any worries about your tee? Fancy a chat? Our ace customer service crew is always up for a natter. Now grab that tee and show it off!

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Unisex Funny Offensive Shirt: Pool Pee Confessor
Unisex Funny Offensive Shirt: Pool Pee Confessor
$29.99